They said signing up would be easy.

It's not.

Experience the most absurd, bureaucratic, and soul-crushing account creation process ever imagined. If you've ever screamed at a broken login portal, this is your therapy.

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⚠️ Warning: Most people can't finish this. Don't get your hopes up.

What Awaits You?

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Infinite Terms & Conditions

Legal documents that would make lawyers weep. Hope you have all day to read them.

CAPTCHA Loops

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Test your humanity AND your patience. Are you sure that's a traffic light?

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Password Requirements

Seems simple enough... until you read the fine print. Good luck remembering this one.

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Security Questions

Questions you couldn't answer if your life depended on it. (And it does.)

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Age Restrictions

Only 18-year-olds exactly. Not 17, not 19. Perfectly 18. Hope you planned ahead.

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And Much More!

We've got surprises that will make you question your life choices. Enjoy!

Think You Can Handle It?

Join the brave souls who dared to attempt account creation. Most gave up. Some cried. A few actually made it.

50% Quit Before Level 5
40% Made It Halfway
10% Actually Finished
Based on playtesting data, accuracy not guaranteed (it may be worse)

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